Ball off Battle
The Ball Off Battle is a game us sack tricksters have been playing for years. The battle begins when a group gets together and one by one each baller throws down their best trick. The tricks are viewed by an impartial female who is willing to judge each trick on difficulty, technique, and above all, size. When it boils down to it, there is nothing that beats a huge cobbler. The winner of the battle gets to select one of the losers to shotgun a beer.
When performing sack tricks, preparation is key. You never want to be in the middle of a Ball Off Battle only to find out you have the hairiest sack in town. No chick wants to see a gross, hairy sack, you will lose every time. We suggest you keep your sack clean, smooth, and showered. Take care of your sack, so it can take care of you when shit goes down in the Ball Off Battle.
Balls are hilarious, but we all know they are not the most pleasant things to look at. We want to send you out into the world with knowledge of ball tricks, but you need to know the rules first. Here are some places where ball tricks might be appropriate; house party, backyard, pool, guest room, Howard Stern show, bathroom, garage, patio, beach, car…etc. Here are some places where ball tricks are inappropriate; school, church, freeways, train station, parks, restaurants, work, any public places, and most of all, never in front of children.